Jesus spies on everyone!!, especially Michael Moore.
That Ollie guy all those Islamics say they worship.
He'd spy on, uhh, everbody. Uh, ya gotta remember - I'm uhh He's uhh God ya know.
Pontius Public
His two Opponents ... The Father and The Holy Ghost.
Liars and warmongers
Terrorist cells disguised as nookyuhler families.
All them satanist A-rabs
I.. I think .. damn, my battery died. Could you wait just one minute while Karl fixes this thing.
I don't care to comment on an on-going investigation.
Me...thats why he sent the alien ship behind me to beam me up. I guess He's had enough.
Well in my daily conversation with god he told me that it was my choice to make as president
Unka Dick, cuz he's out to git me.
I'm not at liberty to reveal who I spy on.
Jesus sees all and knows all and you can shut the hell up or be disappeared.
Look, everything changed on 9/11 so we no longer have to obey the law or defend the Constitution. Besides, like torture, we don't spy!
"Anyone who advocates peace on Earth and/or good will towards men!" Eric M
Everybody who doesn't vote Republican... and we know who you are.
Cindy Sheehan
Two main groups of troublemakers: those that aren't born-again Christian, those who make less than $250K, those who don't support their troops' Commander in Chief, those who aren't free, white, male and 21, those who can't lie with a straight face, those that don't like me, those that.....
Everyone. He already does, doesn't he? That's where I got the idea...
Who's Jesus...? Is he another one of them Left wing, hippy long haired liberals?
the godless heathens who didn't vote for me
The Lord Jesus knows all things about all men at all times. I aim to live my life like Christ.
Those damned twins of mine - sheesh, they're a handful.
Those Irakee terrorists who were responsible for 9/11 and the war on Christmas.
THAT SANTA CLAUS FELLA...CAUSE HE GETS TA SPY ON PEOPLE, KEEPS A SECRET LIST, AND ONLY HASTA WORK ONE DAY A YEAR.
The world is a different place since 9/11. You see, I think even Jesus looks at the world differently. Anyone who disagrees with me is a potential terrorist and we need to know who those people are. Jesus would agree.
We have a saying in texas .... <smirk> what heh heh <smirk> what was the question?
See, Jesus is 'merican so I tell him who to spy on. Now watch me do a Stooges eye poke on Cheney while he's nappin'. Heh heh heh.
He would spy on the Freedom Haters, the Evil-doers...... and of course, his own "flock"
WWJSO?? Well, he'd be spyin' on folks who think that his whole "Walking- on-water-thing" and "Turnin-water-into-wine-thing" weren't nuthin but a bunch a hooey.
Jesus is spying on everybody with the wrong t-shirt or bumper sticker and everybody who refuses to sign a loyalty oath.
Michael Moore. Oh, and Cindy Sheehan. Oh, and anybody against Tom DeLay. Oh, and Hippies.
Al Franken
peace protesters
anyone who flashes this damn anti-american peace sign
You.
9-11
I would say Judas, yeah Judas I'm sure, and uh. . . what's your name?
He'd start with Judas, work his way through J. Edgar Hoover, move on to John Negroponte, Rumsfeld, Rove, and finish with Cheney.
Traitors like you who question my omnipotence.
Did you say spy on or spit on? Damn liberals. Where's my ol' pal Jack Daniels? Hey, you got some coke, heh! What day is it? Damn liberals...
EVERYBODY! You're all the same in God's eyes... and mine!
Jeezus would take a long hard look at those pesky librul pre-school teachers--where the trouble starts, don'tcha know? And don't forget the parents, neither...
Two things: the American people, and them radical muslim jihadists. That way he could just tell me what the enemies of our fair nation are up to when we talk to each other. Next question.
That Roman guy Pontius Pilate. A lot of the 9/11 terrorists went to 'Pilate' school.."
Pontius Pilot 'cos he's got a license to fly aircrafts and Mary Magdalene 'cos she don't practice no abstinence.
"Probably Cleopatra, even though she was already dead. You know some of those 'darker' people were some of the first terrorists."
"Well, the first two people would be Mary and Joseph."
He told me he spied on Dick Cheney twice and was so disturbed, He vowed never to spy again.
Bleeding heart liberals, anti-war protestors, anti-Patriot Act congress people, people on welfare, and All Hat No Cattle.
that liberal nut who runs "all hat no cattle" - she just won't leave me alone
All those damn Constitution-waving Goddless lubrals !
Two HUNDRED MILLION Americans because he didn't have "darn-good “intelligence" like we do!
My administration.
Me!
Thank you all for your wonderful captions!