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Tuesday edition - January 13, 2009
After eight years, it is kind of sad President Bush had his final press conference. And you know what that means for us here at the “Late Show.” We’re going to have to start writing our own comedy again.- David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Bush Had Fun As Prezinit!!!
George Bush spent almost all of his final press conference today looking back on eight turbulent years in office. He and his White House team had presided over two wars, 9/11, Katrina, and the worst recession since the 1930s, but "we had fun".
Disturbing News
"I'm a Type A personality, you know, I just can't envision myself, you know, the big straw hat and the Hawaiian shirt sitting on some beach. Particularly since I quit drinking."- George W Bush in his last press conference
History Rewriter
Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders,
a fierce opponent of the Iraq war, is asking the Smithsonian to change some
wording about the war that accompanies the newly installed portrait of President
George W. Bush.
Joe Scarborough: More Extreme than Jack Bauer a video
Republican-Shenanigans News
DEA Doesn't Want No Stinking Medical Marijuana
The Drug Enforcement Administration has rejected a petition by a University of Massachusetts-Amherst professor to let him grow marijuana for medical research...."With one foot out the door, the Bush administration has once again found time to undermine scientific freedom," said Allen Hopper, litigation director of the American Civil Liberties Union Drug Law Reform Project
Barack Obama will be the first president-elect to be featured on the cover of the “Spider-Man” comic book. But he is not the first president to be featured in such a manner. Bush has been on “Archie” comics for years as Jughead.- Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Delusions of Grandeur: The Contagious Disease of the Bush Administration
"My conscience is clear,"
[Donald Rumsfeld] volunteered to Bob Woodward, talking about how he's
interviewing people for his memoir. Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
The trade deficit shrank
28.7 percent in November, the biggest contraction in 12 years, as weak consumer
demand and plummeting oil prices caused a record drop in imports, a U.S.
Commerce Department report showed on Tuesday.
Toyota’s developing a miniature, environmentally friendly car that is powered entirely by a rechargeable battery. Yeah. Meanwhile, Detroit still hard at work on an SUV that runs on rain forest trees and panda blood.- Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Barack
Obama promised his kids he would get them a dog when they moved to the White
House. But President Bush is nervous. When he heard dog in the White House, he
thought, “Uh oh! What if he digs up all those Al Gore ballots in the back?”-
David Letterman Go-F**k-Yourself News
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO
Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Missing Pilot Sent E-Mail, Neighbor Says
Washington Post
Drunk worker reportedly starts fire in Moscow museum
Reuters
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