I wonder if Fox inserted a no-quit clause in their contract with Sarah Palin.

"President Obama on Tuesday met with the heads of all 16 intelligence agencies try to correct the intelligence failures surrounding the Christmas day bombing attempt. Unfortunately, two of the agencies were late and the CIA locked their keys in the car." -Seth Meyers
 

North Korea’s Kim: ‘I Don’t Understand Why There’s a Sarah Palin’

By Don Davis

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Daily U.S. Casualties

• Afghan officials: 6 killed in Quran protest

• Pakistan terrorists target more civilians in 2009

• Yemen forces kill 19 Shi'ite rebels, arrest 25

• Bomb kills Iran nuclear physicist tied to Mousavi AP

• Iran accuses US, Israel of killing nuclear scientist

• Al-Qaida offers exchange for French hostage

• UK moves to ban controversial Islamist group

• Iraq says explosives seized in security operation

• US investigating 38 cases of reconstruction abuse

• Work begins on first planned Palestinian city

• Israel angrily rejects Turkish leader's charges

• General: Tide is turning against Taliban

• Suicide is rising among young male war veterans

Bush and Blair, War Criminals?

 The 2003 US-led invasion of Iraq lacked legitimacy under international law, an independent commission probing Dutch political support for the still controversial action said Tuesday....Last month, a former UN weapons inspector said former US president George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair shared a conviction that Hussein was a threat, blinding them to the lack of evidence justifying war and causing them to mislead the public.

Fox: Palin's Appearances to be Simulcast in English
Huffington Post (blog)- Borowitz Reprot

"On Friday, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Nigerian man who ignited his underpants in a failed attempt to blow up a jet landing in Detroit, plead not guilty to six federal charges, while his testicles pled guilty in absentia." -Seth Meyers
 

Disturbing News

• Doomsday Clock to Change This Week

• Bird-plane collisions may pass 10,000, a first

Washed Up Elephants

"Out-of-work politicians are increasingly using television and radio to stay on the political radar and keep their options open, which is one reason that former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, an also-ran in the 2008 White House race and possible 2012 contender, is now hosting a weekend show, also on Fox," Kurtz adds.
 

"On Fox News, Ann Coulter said she's against body scans at the airport because terrorists will still be able to hide explosives in their anus. So finally Ann Coulter is speaking on a topic she knows something about." –Jay Leno
 

Trent Lott Comes to the Defense of Harry Reid

By Don Davis

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Dobbs: Birther idea 'common sense'

• Some fear Kan. ruling may spur abortion violence AP

• McCain rebuffs questions on Palin vetting process\

• US court blocks web streaming of gay marriage trial

• What if it's Beck with a tax 'accident'?

"Do you folks know anything about the Skull And Bones society? It's like a fraternal organization, at Yale University. Well, they're auctioning off a human skull. And I was thinking about this. I believe this is the first empty skull to come out of Yale, well, I think since George W. Bush, actually." –David Letterman
 

The Calm Before the Storm

 Sarah Palin believed that Sen. John McCain chose her to be his running mate in 2008 because of "God's plan," according to a top political strategist in the Arizona Republican's campaign.

In an interview with the CBS news magazine "60 Minutes," Steve Schmidt described Palin as "very calm - nonplussed" after McCain met with her at his Arizona ranch just before putting her on the Republican ticket.
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama attends funeral for VP's mother

• Reid says he won't dwell on race-based controversy

• Labor angry over Obama-backed insurance tax

"It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news"- Sarah Palin

What State's Rights?

 The US Supreme Court on Monday blocked the live transmission via YouTube of a trial on a gay marriage ban in California until Wednesday to give it time to consider the matter.

"According to the New York Post, White House Budget Director Peter Orszag announced his engagement to an ABC News reporter six weeks after his ex-girlfriend gave birth to his baby. And of course, people were shocked. 'The White House has a budget director?'" -Jay Leno
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil slides as US weather warms CNNMoney.com

• November trade deficit increases to $36.4 billion AP

• Luxury-Car Brands Picking Up Speed with Indian Consumers

• China to look into AP report of cadmium in jewelry

• Skewed China birth rate to leave 24 mln men single

• How world's first sex robot will change your life CNET

• Conan O'Brien Rips NBC During 'The Tonight Show' Monologue MTV.com

"Well, the story about the 23-year-old Nigerian man, who put the explosives in his underpants still continues to dominate the news. Boy that shows you how time can change, you know? When I was 23, the only thing I ever put in my underpants was a rolled up sock." –Jay Leno
 

Intelligence Agencies To Hire Spelling Bee Champs in Fight Against Terrorism

By Don Davis

"I was reading a book about Osama bin Laden, and it was written by his son, and according to the son, in the book about his father, the kid claims Osama bin Laden was a cruel parent. Gosh, you think you know somebody. But the book is written by bin Laden's dumb son, Osama W. bin Laden." –David Letterman

 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• China to Switzerland: Do Not to Resettle Guantanamo Uighurs  Voice of America

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Liz Cheney Defends Michael Steele  BET

"The annual list of the most admired men in the world came out today. Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods are tied. I wonder what those two would have in common." –Jay Leno
 

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