TGIF/Weekend edition - January 12-14, 2007





Rice says US must give Maliki "breathing space"
ABC News - Jan 12, 2007
 Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Thursday the Bush administration would give Iraq's government some ...


Tearful Bush presents Medal of Honor to family of fallen Marine ...
Buffalo News, NY -1-12-07
A tearful President Bush on Thursday presented the nation's highest military honor to the late Marine ...

AP: Bush Approval Rating at New Low After Big Speech
Editor & Publisher - 1-12-07
NEW YORK Public approval of Congress has edged up a bit now that Democrats are back in control, but it's still nothing to write home about. ...


Papa Bush was crying recently, now W -- who's next?


Alligator Tears? Blog



"President Bush announced he's creating 20,000 new jobs. They're all in Iraq." --Jay Leno




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News



By Don Davis

Foxy Lady

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice let slip her news media preferences Thursday, saying, "I love every single one" of Fox News network's correspondents and also favors CBS anchor Harry Smith.

In comments overheard on an open microphone between morning television interviews, including one with Fox, the top U.S. diplomat said: "My Fox guys, I love every single one of them."

Disturbing News



"The U.S. submarine Newport News collided with a Japanese oil tanker in the Straits of Hormuz. When he heard about it, the president called immediately to make sure the oil was okay." --Jay Leno





Republican Shenanigans

 "There was a big policy address from President Bush about the war in Iraq. And President Bush revealed his new strategy for that war. So, ladies and gentlemen, time to dust off that old 'Mission Accomplished' banner." --David Letterman


By Don Davis

Rock-The-Voter News




"Huge fires in Malibu. ... They are calling this the worst disaster to hit Malibu since, I guess, Bush won re-election." --Jay Leno




Subject: unbelievable


The boundless immaturity of liberals like yourself never ceases to amaze. You are free to disagree with Republican leadership. But how can you ever expect to be taken seriously as a mature adult with a differing opinion when you employ tactics like photoshopping pictures of Republicans onto silly juvenile pictures. I expect that out of 8th graders.

Mickey Bauer
Mpls, MN 55431

Maybe you forgot about America's long tradition of editorial cartoons and magazine illustrations lampooning every president in office.


Some of today's artists choose to paint with pixels, instead.


And you have a problem with that?


If I were you, I guess I wouldn't have much of a sense of humor either.




"New Way Forward" = "slam dump" - Grant Gerver,


Biz-Tech News

The President is Paranoid - No Pictures


The White House broke with tradition Wednesday night and refused to let photojournalists shoot still pictures of the president at the podium after his prime-time address on the Iraq war.




Bush-Prison-Torture News


My Blog - Fighting Untruthiness




Go-F***-Yourself News


"President Bush wants to send in 20,000 more troops to Iraq because he believes we can stop the fighting. Stop the fighting in Iraq? We can't even stop the fighting between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump." --Jay Leno



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Odd News



In these pictures provided by Pisa University, Friday, Jan. 12, 2007, is shown the reconstruction of Italian poet Dante Alighieri's face. Traditionally portrayed as a severe, stern figure with a large hooked nose, Dante Alighieri is now showing his softer and more human side, thanks to a reconstruction of his face recently completed by Italian scientists. The Italian poet Dante, best known for his work The Divine Comedy was born in the year 1265. (Photo/Pisa University Handout)