Thursday edition - January 11, 2007





Bush, Democrats on collision over Iraq troop boost
Reuters - 1-11-07
By Matt Spetalnick. WASHINGTON, Jan 11 (Reuters) - US President George W. Bush faced a brewing showdown against a hostile Democratic-controlled Congress on ...


House to Pass Stem Cell Research Bill
ABC News - 1-11-07
Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, second from left, holds up a letter as he talks about the Stem Cell Research Enhancement Act during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 9, 2007.

US forces raid Iranian office in Iraq - Tehran
Reuters - 1-11-07
By Shamal Aqrawi. ARBIL, Iraq, Jan 11 (Reuters) - US forces stormed an Iranian government representative's office in the northern Iraqi city of Arbil early on Thursday and arrested five employees, including diplomats and staff, Iranian officials said.



NEW RULE: The first troops sent over to Iraq will be the Bush twins followed anyone else of military age in the Bush family. Then Bush will bring the troops home.



After hearing the President's mock speech, I instinctively checked to see if I still had my wallet. - Grant Gerver,





Graphic by a viewer who was afraid to sign it for fear Joe Scarborough would sue him.



Only two major websites even mentioned this silly threat from Joe Scarborough.  Wonkette who accused me of "insinuating" Joe killed- his-intern -- I laughed, Wonkette accuses most political figures of murder or sodomy. The other site was , who wished he was the one being sued.


Below is from Bartcop's 1-10-07 edition:

Subject: Joe Scarborough Pending Lawsuit Announcement

I have answered Joe Scarborough's "cease and desist" email/PDF threatening me with a lawsuit. 
The PDF is located in the link below and my open letter to Joe Scarborough.

Lisa Casey
producer of 

This isn't fair.
I've been trying to get some Republican scumbag to sue me for a decade.
I've said every libelous and slanderous thing I can think of about those bastards.
I've offered to defend myself while drinking Chinaco Anejo in court and I've even 
offered to pay the filing fees for the sons of bitches as an incentive - but I get no takers.

Life just isn't fair.

 Send e-mail to Bart

Here's your opportunity, Bart. Copy my webpage and links and post them on your site then notify Scarborough what you have done. 

You, too, may receive a C&D or be drawn into a false light lawsuit.



Readers you can discuss this on new blog spot I have created.


Thank you all for participating in my new blog!

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News




"Congratulations to Florida. They beat Ohio State 41-14 yesterday. ... It was so bad President Bush offered to send 20,000 extra players to Ohio." --Jay Leno


Disturbing News


We urgently need a new Decider and Vice Decider.

 - Grant Gerver,



Republican Shenanigans



"Just one week after coming back to work, Congress took the day off today to watch this BCS football game tonight. Remember the Democrats promised us a five-day work week. It didn't even last a week. That's why they want to raise the minimum wage. They get the wage and give us the minimum." --Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News


Pelosi Bans Tobacco Instead of Bush


Some fresh air blew into the Capitol yesterday, after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi banned smoking from the most venerable nicotine haven on the hill -- the Speaker's Lobby outside the entrance to the House floor.



Well, today, an Iraqi judge officially dropped all remaining charges against Saddam Hussein. That’s nice. You don’t want to leave a guy hanging.” - Jay Leno




Biz-Tech News


“And President Bush has moved out National Intelligence Director John Negroponte and appointed Mike McConnell. Negroponte said he didn’t see the move coming, which might explain why he’s no longer head of intelligence.”- Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News




“How about this weather? Isn’t the weather crazy, though? This is the warmest January in the history of records – weather-keeping records – weather, you know? Warmest January in the history of records. As a matter of fact, another chunk actually broke off Condoleezza Rice.” - David Letterman

Go-F***-Yourself News




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