Thursday edition - January 11, 2007
Bush, Democrats on collision over Iraq troop boost
House to Pass Stem Cell Research Bill
US forces raid Iranian office in Iraq - Tehran
NEW RULE: The first troops sent over to Iraq will be the Bush twins followed anyone else of military age in the Bush family. Then Bush will bring the troops home.
After hearing the President's mock speech, I instinctively checked to see if I still had my wallet. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Graphic by a viewer who was afraid to sign it for fear Joe Scarborough would sue him.
Only two major websites even mentioned this silly threat from Joe Scarborough. Wonkette who accused me of "insinuating" Joe killed- his-intern -- I laughed, Wonkette accuses most political figures of murder or sodomy. The other site was www.bartcop.com , who wished he was the one being sued.
Below is from Bartcop's 1-10-07 edition:
Subject: Joe Scarborough Pending Lawsuit Announcement
I have answered Joe Scarborough's "cease
and desist" email/PDF threatening me with a lawsuit.
The PDF is located in the link below and my open letter to Joe Scarborough.
producer of www.allhatnocattle.net
This isn't fair.
I've been trying to get some Republican scumbag to sue me for a decade.
I've said every libelous and slanderous thing I can think of about those bastards.
I've offered to defend myself while drinking Chinaco Anejo in court and I've even
offered to pay the filing fees for the sons of bitches as an incentive - but I get no takers.
Life just isn't fair.
Send e-mail to Bart
Here's your opportunity, Bart. Copy my webpage and links and post them on your site then notify Scarborough what you have done. email@example.com
You, too, may receive a C&D or be drawn into a false light lawsuit.
Readers you can discuss this on new blog spot I have created.
Thank you all for participating in
my new blog!
US detains 6 Iranians in Irbil raid Houston Chronicle
Bush defines new path, warns of bloody year ahead
AP poll: Americans pan Iraq troop surge Barre Montpelier Times Argus, VT
Reid expects US Senate to oppose troop increase Reuters AlertNet, UK
"Congratulations to Florida. They beat Ohio State 41-14 yesterday. ... It was so bad President Bush offered to send 20,000 extra players to Ohio." --Jay Leno
744000 homeless people in US, including Philly 'explosion' Allentown Morning Call, PA
Tidal surge of violence in the wake of Katrina
We urgently need a new Decider and Vice Decider.
- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Military members no-shows at Republican event
Tracy Press, CA
"Just one week after coming back to work, Congress took the day off today to watch this BCS football game tonight. Remember the Democrats promised us a five-day work week. It didn't even last a week. That's why they want to raise the minimum wage. They get the wage and give us the minimum." --Jay Leno
Former Virginia Gov Jim Gilmore Considers 2008 Republican Prez Bid LifeNews.com, MT
Pelosi Bans Tobacco Instead of Bush
Some fresh air blew into the
Capitol yesterday, after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
banned smoking from the most venerable nicotine haven on the hill -- the
Speaker's Lobby outside the entrance to the House floor.
“Well, today, an Iraqi judge officially dropped all remaining charges against Saddam Hussein. That’s nice. You don’t want to leave a guy hanging.” - Jay Leno
Oil prices fall weather woes, big supply BusinessWeek
Belarus drops tax on Russian oil, easing dispute Chicago Tribune
“And President Bush has moved out National Intelligence Director John Negroponte and appointed Mike McConnell. Negroponte said he didn’t see the move coming, which might explain why he’s no longer head of intelligence.”- Jay Leno
Abu Ghraib Prison photos and Latino/a immigration two of the ... Vanderbilt University News
Murtha takes aim at Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo.
this weather? Isn’t the weather crazy, though? This is the warmest January in
the history of records – weather-keeping records – weather, you know? Warmest
January in the history of records. As a matter of fact, another chunk actually
broke off Condoleezza Rice.” - David Letterman
Dick Cheney recounts hardships of English settlers at
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Smoking Tradition Snuffed Out
Madonna Defends Her Pal Rosie O'Donnell Washington Post
US WARNS ABOUT SPY COINS Free Market News Network, FL
Politician seeks bargain jet Reuters
New toilet is flush with fish
Snorkeling in North Dakota.